Bat Cave
A bottle of white, a bottle of red. Perhaps a bottle of rosé instead. The restaurant is a perfect place to pursue romantic interests and reminisce about long lost loves.
Note from the Management
Today’s Menu
Drinks:
☠️ Dead on Arrival: Triple-shot mystery mix. Don’t ask. Don’t remember.
🌶️ Bat Outta Hell:Charcoal margarita with chili. Burns so good.
💀 Coffin Break: Irish coffee with attitude. Perks and peril in one cup.
🕛 Last Call Before Dawn: Black rum & coke. Regret on the rocks.
🥂 Funeral Fizz: Sparkling wine & lavender. Cheers to poor choices.
Food:
🍕 Slice of Damnation:Charred crust, black olives, and too much cheese (just like your soul).
🧀 The Meltdown: Four-cheese toastie. Pairs well with bad ideas.
🍔The Hangover Burger: Double beef, fried egg, and pure regret.
🥗 Cemetery Greens: For the ones pretending to be healthy.
🍗 Drumsticks of Doom: Crunchy, dark, and suspiciously addictive.