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The car dealer is where you can rent commonly available vehicles.
Note from the Management
Welcome to 'Hot Deals on Hot Wheels'
We have only the hottest cars in New York (no NYPD allowed). Fast, powerful cars to suit all penis sizes.
Chris Jackson, the head of our 'vehicle procurement team', will be happy to take you on a tour of our lot (NY's suburbs) for you to select the vehicle of your dreams. Twenty minutes and one short but exhilarating police chase later, your car will be outside our office where, in the unlikely event of a spike strip having deflated your tyres, we will be happy to award you a 25% discount!
Don't delay, come in today.