Welcome to Johannesburg

The city of Johannesburg is located in South Africa, and currently the home of 782 people. The local time and date is 9/15/2025, 9:09 PM.

Through these pages you can find out more about the city, places to visit and what is happening here. To travel to another city you can either buy a plane ticket, hitch a ride with a touring band, or hop into a personal vehicle if you own one.

Upcoming days in Johannesburg

Day Date Weekday Holiday
6 1990329/15/2025 2Monday Heist of the Week
7 1990569/16/2025 3Tuesday
8 1990809/17/2025 4Wednesday
9 1991049/18/2025 5Thursday New Cards
10 1991289/19/2025 6Friday Valentine's Day
11 1991529/20/2025 7Saturday
12 1991769/21/2025 1Sunday

View the full city calendar

A word from the Mayor

Welcome to Johannesburg, the Lone Star of Africa!

🏛️ Mayor's & Treasurer's Thread: 2146351.1
⚖️ Chief Justice's Thread: 1759869.1
🚨 Chief of Police's Thread: 997318.1
💉 Feeling ill? Doctor's Thread: 1996807.1
City's Places:

💊 Psychology Clinic

🚔 Police Department

🌊 Ilanga Beach

🐇🏕️ Johannesburg Countryside

🛹🏀 Cradle of Humankind (Park)

🧟‍♀️🧟 Necropolis of Kalliope (Graveyard)

Desert Temple To pray, to get married, do the St. Kobe Quest or spinning the Wheels of Kobe

📙 Wits University

🏟️🎶 Festival Ground

Open Homes:

🏡 Jo'burg Jungle Gym (Mansion)

🏡 Rachel's Home Villa

Want some fun?

Check out the City Calendar for upcoming events, or visit the Social Pages to find other things to do in the near future.

Recent heists in Johannesburg

Per Sempre Dalí
Record Studio Robbery
20
Starchild
Bank Robbery
30
Dancing In The Dark
Hotel Robbery
30
Rogue Watch
Bank Robbery
20
BaddiesButSweet
Hotel Robbery
30
Harrowing Harpies
Hospital Robbery
10
The Shimmer Syndicate
Bank Robbery
40

City Top Charts