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Welcome to Johannesburg

The city of Johannesburg is located in South Africa, and currently the home of 661 people. The local time and date is 8/1/2025, 7:13 PM.

Through these pages you can find out more about the city, places to visit and what is happening here. To travel to another city you can either buy a plane ticket, hitch a ride with a touring band, or hop into a personal vehicle if you own one.

Upcoming days in Johannesburg

Day Date Weekday Holiday
17 1979528/1/2025 6Friday
18 1979768/2/2025 7Saturday
19 1980008/3/2025 1Sunday
20 1980248/4/2025 2Monday Heist of the Week
21 1980488/5/2025 3Tuesday
22 1980728/6/2025 4Wednesday Return of the Kraken
23 1980968/7/2025 5Thursday New Cards

View the full city calendar

A word from the Mayor

Welcome to Johannesburg, the Lone Star of Africa!

🏛️ Mayor's & Treasurer's Thread: 2146351.1
⚖️ Chief Justice's Thread: 1759869.1
🚨 Chief of Police's Thread: 997318.1
💉 Feeling ill? Doctor's Thread: 1996807.1
City's Places:

💊 Psychology Clinic

🚔 Police Department

🌊 Ilanga Beach

🐇🏕️ Johannesburg Countryside

🛹🏀 Cradle of Humankind (Park)

🧟‍♀️🧟 Necropolis of Kalliope (Graveyard)

Desert Temple To pray, to get married, do the St. Kobe Quest or spinning the Wheels of Kobe

📙 Wits University

🏟️🎶 Festival Ground

Open Homes:

🏡 Jo'burg Jungle Gym (Mansion)

🏡 Rachel's Home Villa

Want some fun?

Check out the City Calendar for upcoming events, or visit the Social Pages to find other things to do in the near future.

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