Welcome to Johannesburg

The city of Johannesburg is located in South Africa, and currently the home of 465 people. The local time and date is 12/4/2020, 7:04 AM.

Through these pages you can find out more about the city, places to visit and what is happening here. To travel to another city you can either buy a plane ticket, hitch a ride with a touring band, or hop into a personal vehicle if you own one.

Upcoming days in Johannesburg

Day Date Weekday Holiday
52 15712812/4/2020 6Friday Christmas
53 15715212/5/2020 7Saturday
54 15717612/6/2020 1Sunday Liberation Day
55 15720012/7/2020 2Monday Heist of the Week
56 15722412/8/2020 3Tuesday New Year's Eve
1 15724812/9/2020 4Wednesday New Year's Day
2 15727212/10/2020 5Thursday New Cards

View the full city calendar

A word from the Mayor

Welcome to Johannesburg, the Lone Star of Africa!

🌊 For a Hang Ten or just a tropical tan, be sure to visit Ilanga Beach!

🎻 New to the Popworld, but feeling lost? We're here to help you! Johannesburg Mentoring Programme

💟 Feeling ill? Be sure to visit J'burg City Hospital or check our thread - 1996807.1 - for doctors currently in the city!

🏫 Want to become a Jo'burg citizen, rent a flat - or any other bureaucratic stuff? Inkosi Indlu is the place to go! Also, be sure to check our Mayor's Office (2308981.1)!

👨‍👨‍👧‍👦 For issues of marriage, adoption, parental matters or name change, check our Constitutional Court

✝️✡️☪️ Need a spiritual haven, looking for a marriage - or just passing by for the St Kobe Quest? The Desert Temple is the place to go! And if you're looking for ministers for your weddings, try checking our thread!

🦁 For herbs or just a stroll innature, visit our world-famous Kruger National Park!

🏀 Wanna play some B-ball or go skating? Do visit the Cradle of Humankind, home of the Kalahari Springboks!

FOR THOSE SPINNING THE WHEELS OF KOBE - Please check the Desert Temple's "note from management" section

Want some fun?

Check out the City Calendar for upcoming events, or visit the Social Pages to find other things to do in the near future.

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