J. Funk

J. is 26 years old. He is the Cat Burglar of Fallen Angels. J. is also known as "Minister J". J. is located in London at Jabba’s Buffet & Catering.

J. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to teach a skill in order to get ahead professionally.

Wait! You like that slop?🧐 *Dances with her anyway*

Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Unravelled my first mystery!
10		 197843
7/27/2025
10257

Soft Boiled
10		 195486
4/20/2025
4974

Wood Wedding Anniversary
10		 195105
4/4/2025
41994

Hang Ten!
10		 194265
2/28/2025
16187

Played the game 8 years
10		 193873
2/12/2025
22228

The Flaming Tumbleweed
10		 192803
12/29/2024
6940

Frostveil Madness of 144
10		 192441
12/14/2024
9011

Rescued a Jailbird
20		 191601
11/9/2024
3016

Cotton Wedding Anniversary
10		 189729
8/23/2024
66295

Got married!
20		 188382
6/28/2024
76359

Cantus Cactus Viginti
10		 186702
4/19/2024
15531

Spirit of Christmas III
10		 183727
12/17/2023
5668

Turned in 50 challenges
10		 176785
3/3/2023
11038

Played the game 6 years
10		 176379
2/14/2023
31920

Ready Player One
10		 174100
11/11/2022
15746

Lunar Rescue
10		 174100
11/11/2022
10899

The Tao of Willie
10		 174046
11/8/2022
3959

The Zombie Dash Diamond
10		 174043
11/8/2022
10623

Released a rabbit into the wild!
5		 172109
8/20/2022
39680

Winter Games Year 124
10		 166354
12/23/2021
9086

Completed 500 Heists
50		 164946
10/25/2021
1945

Participated in 100 activities
30		 163856
9/10/2021
19177

8000 zombies killed
40		 162485
7/15/2021
6235

4000 zombies killed
35		 161238
5/24/2021
9554

Dude Where's My Achievement?
30		 159720
3/22/2021
2415

Visited the Shifty Underground Club
20		 158936
2/17/2021
3126

Looking for Sevens!
10		 158936
2/17/2021
2962

Played the game 4 years
10		 158833
2/13/2021
47001

Mastered the Advanced Kobe Sutra
10		 158224
1/18/2021
8125

High as a Kite
10		 153508
7/6/2020
12208

Enjoyed 60 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 147885
11/14/2019
9521

High Times
10		 144100
6/10/2019
36432

Corporate Espionage
10		 142672
4/11/2019
4502

Played the game 2 years
10		 141316
2/14/2019
70523

The Christmas Thief of 104
10		 140255
12/31/2018
9881

The Office
10		 139400
11/26/2018
7053

Pharmaceutical Felony
10		 139366
11/24/2018
4926

Played the game 1 year
10		 139334
11/23/2018
88778

Played the game 1 month
10		 139334
11/23/2018
140374

Played the game 1 week
10		 139334
11/23/2018
153503

Turned in 25 challenges
10		 136984
8/17/2018
18409

Joined a Social Club
10		 136578
7/31/2018
140669

Kill the Kraken!
10		 133728
4/4/2018
13232

Participated in 25 activities
20		 132372
2/6/2018
41499

Knowledge is Power
20		 131913
1/18/2018
73101

His Master's Voice
10		 131531
1/2/2018
7221

Became a parent for the first time
20		 131372
12/26/2017
99138

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet
5		 131190
12/19/2017
49178

5000 days!
10		 131003
12/11/2017
55662

Mastered the Kobe Sutra
10		 130800
12/3/2017
10914

The Blizzard of 98
10		 130753
12/1/2017
10256

Under the Radar II
20		 130610
11/25/2017
4442

The Bank Job
10		 130610
11/25/2017
4608

Enjoyed group sex for the first time.
10		 129939
10/28/2017
36132

Top 10 Hotel Robbery Gauntlet Award
20		 129489
10/9/2017
3224

Threw Down the Gauntlet
10		 129450
10/7/2017
5793

Going Postal
10		 129286
9/30/2017
7336

Killed 2000 zombies
30		 129169
9/26/2017
14781

Killed 1000 zombies
25		 129167
9/25/2017
20050

Killed 500 zombies
20		 129165
9/25/2017
25729

Killed 100 zombies
15		 129164
9/25/2017
41010

Killed my first zombie
10		 129164
9/25/2017
70069

Four correct numbers in the city lottery
10		 128639
9/3/2017
7393

Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 128524
8/30/2017
18300

Completed 100 Heists
20		 128520
8/30/2017
6109

Played the city lottery
10		 128372
8/23/2017
73753

The Hoff
10		 127755
7/29/2017
30005

Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 127367
7/12/2017
21556

Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 126968
6/26/2017
24172

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time
10		 126802
6/19/2017
60332

Turned in 10 challenges
10		 126572
6/9/2017
28954

Crashed a release party
10		 126327
5/30/2017
40159

Wanted Criminal
10		 125815
5/9/2017
12212

Escaped the long arm of the law.
10		 125665
5/3/2017
17740

Tomb Raider
10		 125665
5/3/2017
4332

Turned in 5 challenges
10		 125543
4/27/2017
37491

Attended a release party
10		 125420
4/22/2017
42251

Everybody be cool, this is a robbery!
10		 125367
4/20/2017
18492

Participated in 5 activities
10		 125143
4/11/2017
70057

Celebrated New Year
10		 124975
4/4/2017
492469

Know when to fold 'em
10		 124857
3/30/2017
17560

Celebrated Halloween
10		 124789
3/27/2017
548156

320GB
10		 124710
3/24/2017
9591

Under the Radar III
30		 124709
3/24/2017
6878

Ma Baker's Pride
20		 124709
3/24/2017
6892

Thomas Crown goes to the Museum
10		 124709
3/24/2017
6787

Reached my Hand Limit.
10		 124690
3/23/2017
19459

Completed 10 Heists
10		 124636
3/21/2017
11714

Broke out of jail
20		 124596
3/19/2017
9793

Do not pass go, do not collect $200
10		 124593
3/19/2017
30280

Walked Through the Forest
15		 124584
3/19/2017
97931

Braille Receipt
10		 124541
3/17/2017
7362

Turned in my first challenge
10		 124497
3/15/2017
63188

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one
10		 124456
3/13/2017
486737

Under the Radar
10		 124423
3/12/2017
18499

Let's do Pierre Hotel next!
10		 124423
3/12/2017
14361

Completed My First Heist
10		 124423
3/12/2017
23346

Became VIP
10		 124158
3/1/2017
184234

Celebrated Valentine's Day
10		 123882
2/17/2017
251306

The Blizzard of 91
10		 123874
2/17/2017
12364

Completed Mother/Newbie Tour
10		 123794
2/14/2017
1016781

In Ma Baker We Trust
10		 123785
2/13/2017
35742

Know when to hold 'em
10		 123785
2/13/2017
37365

Completed my first guide
10		 123785
2/13/2017
234190