E. Simon

E. is 55 years old. He is the Cat Burglar of Burgers, Lobster and Cash. E. is also known as "Jack". E. is located in Paris at péché le plus doux.

E. likes to go for a walk during off hours and is trying to recon location in order to get ahead professionally.

Yes, let's go home.

Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Robbed the Devil's Archive
30		 198102
8/7/2025
1385

Three Sevens!
20		 196687
6/9/2025
2479

Turned in 10 challenges
10		 192826
12/30/2024
29157

The Flaming Tumbleweed
10		 192802
12/29/2024
6940

Frostveil Madness of 144
10		 192441
12/14/2024
9011

Top 10 Office Espionage Gauntlet Award
20		 192321
12/9/2024
2381

Participated in 25 activities
20		 192200
12/4/2024
41647

4000 zombies killed
35		 191984
11/25/2024
9622

Killed 2000 zombies
30		 191962
11/24/2024
14856

Killed 1000 zombies
25		 191959
11/24/2024
20152

Killed 500 zombies
20		 191958
11/24/2024
25827

Killed 100 zombies
15		 191958
11/24/2024
41122

Killed my first zombie
10		 191958
11/24/2024
70199

Corporate Espionage
10		 189630
8/19/2024
4565

Pharmaceutical Felony
10		 189294
8/5/2024
4988

Played the game 8 years
10		 188356
6/27/2024
22496

Bank Job Gauntlet Winner!
30		 186777
4/22/2024
954

Top 10 Bank Job Gauntlet Award
20		 186609
4/15/2024
2422

Under the Radar II
20		 186295
4/2/2024
4486

The Bank Job
10		 186295
4/2/2024
4651

Cantus Cactus Viginti
10		 186102
3/25/2024
15531

Visited the Shifty Underground Club
20		 185981
3/20/2024
3176

Looking for Sevens!
10		 185981
3/20/2024
3008

Turned in 5 challenges
10		 185309
2/21/2024
37708

Everybody be cool, this is a robbery!
10		 185021
2/9/2024
18580

The Office
10		 184997
2/8/2024
7113

Top 10 Record Studio Gauntlet Award
20		 184929
2/5/2024
2465

Attended a release party
10		 184791
1/30/2024
42498

Hill Street Heist
10		 184735
1/28/2024
3911

Going Postal
10		 174494
11/27/2022
7392

Top 10 Hotel Robbery Gauntlet Award
20		 172497
9/5/2022
3255

Played the game 6 years
10		 170832
6/28/2022
32199

Threw Down the Gauntlet
10		 169732
5/13/2022
5832

Tin Wedding Anniversary
10		 166893
1/14/2022
26545

Winter Games Year 124
10		 166256
12/19/2021
9086

Completed 100 Heists
20		 165534
11/19/2021
6176

Crashed a release party
10		 165141
11/2/2021
40435

Wood Wedding Anniversary
10		 162861
7/30/2021
42160

Cotton Wedding Anniversary
10		 162861
7/30/2021
66509

His Master's Voice
10		 161524
6/5/2021
7280

High as a Kite
10		 154377
8/11/2020
12328

Got married!
20		 153452
7/3/2020
76592

Played the game 4 years
10		 153312
6/28/2020
47358

Mastered my first trick!
10		 144068
6/8/2019
27485

420 Superfriendly
10		 143846
5/30/2019
11729

High Times
10		 143846
5/30/2019
36776

Became a parent for the first time
20		 143445
5/13/2019
99359

Pulled off my first trick!
10		 142803
4/17/2019
42982

Broke out of jail
20		 142413
3/31/2019
9874

Took the easy way out
10		 142346
3/29/2019
3264

Wanted Criminal
10		 142346
3/29/2019
12280

Enjoyed group sex for the first time.
10		 141673
3/1/2019
36210

Participated in 5 activities
10		 141237
2/10/2019
70322

The Christmas Thief of 104
10		 140258
1/1/2019
9881

Bubba University Alumni
10		 139739
12/10/2018
22451

Do not pass go, do not collect $200
10		 139737
12/10/2018
30443

Played the game 2 years
10		 139334
11/23/2018
70950

Played the game 1 year
10		 139334
11/23/2018
89374

Played the game 1 month
10		 139334
11/23/2018
141294

Played the game 1 week
10		 139334
11/23/2018
154613

Mastered the Advanced Kobe Sutra
10		 137640
9/14/2018
8194

Enjoyed 60 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 136906
8/14/2018
9604

Mastered the Kobe Sutra
10		 134686
5/13/2018
10984

Celebrated Valentine's Day
10		 134622
5/11/2018
251306

Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 132011
1/22/2018
18408

Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 131781
1/12/2018
21698

Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 131721
1/10/2018
24373

Celebrated New Year
10		 131699
1/9/2018
492972

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time
10		 131673
1/8/2018
60717

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one
10		 131665
1/8/2018
487160

Celebrated Halloween
10		 131498
1/1/2018
548687

The Blizzard of 98
10		 131209
12/20/2017
10256

320GB
10		 131075
12/14/2017
9668

Escaped the long arm of the law.
10		 131039
12/12/2017
17820

Tomb Raider
10		 131039
12/12/2017
4382

5000 days!
10		 130992
12/11/2017
56100

Completed 10 Heists
10		 130495
11/20/2017
11789

Reached my Hand Limit.
10		 130409
11/16/2017
19564

Know when to fold 'em
10		 130409
11/16/2017
17658

Turned in my first challenge
10		 130409
11/16/2017
63561

Played the city lottery
10		 130114
11/4/2017
74138

Under the Radar III
30		 130109
11/4/2017
6950

Ma Baker's Pride
20		 130109
11/4/2017
6963

Thomas Crown goes to the Museum
10		 130109
11/4/2017
6854

Completed my first guide
10		 130076
11/2/2017
234927

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet
5		 129965
10/29/2017
49369

Walked Through the Forest
15		 129964
10/29/2017
98240

Under the Radar
10		 129741
10/19/2017
18614

Let's do Pierre Hotel next!
10		 129741
10/19/2017
14455

Completed My First Heist
10		 129741
10/19/2017
23473

In Ma Baker We Trust
10		 129475
10/8/2017
35939

Know when to hold 'em
10		 129475
10/8/2017
37577

Became VIP
10		 127504
7/18/2017
184800