H. Sassenach

H. is 16 years old. She is the Lead Singer of Cookie Mould & the Smegmettes. H. is also known as "cutie patootie hopey". H. is located in Mexico City at Espacio Aéreo Mexicano.

H. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.

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Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Composed 25 hits!
40		 199100
9/17/2025
5786

Performed 1000 shows
100		 196604
6/5/2025
14176

Threw 10 release parties
15		 195326
4/13/2025
12221

Frostveil Madness of 144
10		 192720
12/26/2024
9011

The Flaming Tumbleweed
10		 192696
12/25/2024
6940

Cantus Cactus Viginti
10		 192184
12/3/2024
15531

Played the game 8 years
10		 186115
3/25/2024
22507

Tin Wedding Anniversary
10		 184683
1/26/2024
26559

Wood Wedding Anniversary
10		 177963
4/21/2023
42179

Platinum Single - 2000000 copies sold
20		 176920
3/8/2023
16623

Platinum Album - 1000000 records sold
20		 176752
3/1/2023
18165

Gold Single - 1000000 copies sold
10		 175573
1/11/2023
22628

The Zombie Dash Diamond
10		 173588
10/20/2022
10902

Lunar Rescue
10		 173588
10/20/2022
11180

Completed an Awesome World Tour
30		 173468
10/15/2022
29709

Gold Album - 500000 records sold
10		 173217
10/5/2022
23312

My band reached the Top 40 Radio chart
10		 172710
9/14/2022
36044

Spared no expense!
30		 172694
9/13/2022
12252

Released my first album
20		 172694
9/13/2022
162130

Cotton Wedding Anniversary
10		 172587
9/9/2022
66528

Filmed my first Music Video.
10		 172581
9/8/2022
113911

Performed my first perfect concert.
20		 172044
8/17/2022
33782

Threw my first release party
10		 172022
8/16/2022
35047

Released my first single
10		 172022
8/16/2022
280993

Produced my First Track
10		 171851
8/9/2022
56870

Recorded my first song in the studio
10		 171851
8/9/2022
628144

Got married!
20		 171238
7/14/2022
76619

Ready Player One
10		 170367
6/8/2022
16001

The Tao of Willie
10		 169827
5/17/2022
4017

Infamous Villains Nr. 1
10		 168667
3/29/2022
1547

Legendary Adventurers Nr. 2
10		 168593
3/26/2022
1126

Popmundo Triads Nr. 1
10		 168558
3/25/2022
1566

Fabled Thieves of Fantasia
10		 168558
3/25/2022
1026

Historical Figures
10		 168497
3/22/2022
1892

Fabled Wizards of Fantasia
10		 168493
3/22/2022
1025

Fabled Warriors of Fantasia
10		 168486
3/22/2022
967

Legendary Adventurers Nr.1
10		 168486
3/22/2022
1550

Played the game 6 years
10		 167727
2/18/2022
32214

Mastered the Advanced Kobe Sutra
10		 160753
5/4/2021
8198

Mastered all the tricks in the book!
20		 160256
4/13/2021
11255

Survived the 720 McFly Flip!
20		 160240
4/12/2021
9763

Did all the tricks in the book!
20		 160143
4/8/2021
14242

Mastered my first trick!
10		 159834
3/26/2021
27507

Pulled off my first trick!
10		 159790
3/24/2021
43009

Dude Where's My Achievement?
30		 159719
3/21/2021
2443

Enjoyed 60 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 159593
3/16/2021
9611

Drugs are bad, mkay.
10		 159260
3/2/2021
3660

High as a Kite
10		 159256
3/2/2021
12333

Performed 500 Shows
50		 158331
1/23/2021
22820

As seen on The Bromance Show
10		 157723
12/28/2020
42853

Turned in 50 challenges
10		 157662
12/26/2020
11164

As seen on Riot Grrrl TV
10		 157056
12/1/2020
42775

Crashed a release party
10		 156566
11/10/2020
40451

Composed 10 hits!
30		 154877
9/1/2020
21424

Performed my first marriage ceremony
10		 154873
9/1/2020
6958

Thank Kobe I Found the Key!
10		 151143
3/29/2020
7262

Performed before 10000 people
30		 150646
3/8/2020
48003

Bark at the Moon!
10		 150471
3/1/2020
7750

Performed my first awesome concert
15		 150156
2/17/2020
67747

Fortnite Frustration!
10		 150135
2/16/2020
7954

Eight Days a Week!
10		 149967
2/9/2020
8115

420 Superfriendly
10		 149802
2/2/2020
11740

High Times
10		 149802
2/2/2020
36786

Played the game 4 years
10		 149787
2/2/2020
47380

Played the game 2 years
10		 149787
2/2/2020
70981

Played the game 1 year
10		 149787
2/2/2020
89418

Played the game 1 month
10		 149787
2/2/2020
141379

Played the game 1 week
10		 149787
2/2/2020
154688

As seen on Public Access TV
10		 135419
6/13/2018
44862

Reached a chess rating of 1000
10		 135291
6/8/2018
4160

Won my first ranked chess game
10		 135216
6/5/2018
5050

Determined the Fate of the Kraken
10		 134931
5/24/2018
31313

As seen on The Late Show
10		 134741
5/16/2018
40451

Joined the mile high club
20		 134561
5/8/2018
45537

As seen on Music Television
10		 134484
5/5/2018
45279

Who ya gonna call?
20		 134452
5/4/2018
23402

Visited Antenora
30		 134452
5/4/2018
26553

Killed 500 zombies
20		 134451
5/4/2018
25827

Enjoyed group sex for the first time.
10		 134401
5/2/2018
36216

Close but no cigar... but at least I predicted a top 5 contender!
20		 134303
4/27/2018
11035

Discovered 10 treasures!
10		 134246
4/25/2018
6608

Discovered 5 treasures!
10		 134140
4/21/2018
8480

It's a pirate's life for me!
10		 134104
4/19/2018
6745

The Achievement
10		 134102
4/19/2018
6829

Found the Needle!
10		 134041
4/17/2018
7283

Kill the Kraken!
10		 133717
4/3/2018
13305

Discovered my first treasure!
10		 133080
3/8/2018
12275

Attended a release party
10		 133047
3/6/2018
42501

The Blizzard of 98
10		 132864
2/27/2018
10256

5000 days!
10		 132821
2/25/2018
56111

Composed 5 hits!
20		 132819
2/25/2018
34686

Composed my first hit!
10		 132819
2/25/2018
84156

Visited Land of the Dead
10		 132819
2/25/2018
133653

100 tags of mine visible right now. I own this world homeboy!
20		 130394
11/16/2017
8520

10 tags and counting yo.
15		 130337
11/13/2017
25555

RESPECT! Sprayed my first tag.
10		 130327
11/13/2017
54544

My crystal ball ain't so crystal clear
10		 130270
11/10/2017
15561

Released a rabbit into the wild!
5		 129235
9/28/2017
39935

Crossed the Desert
20		 128632
9/3/2017
45341

Played the city lottery
10		 128341
8/22/2017
74163

Turned in 25 challenges
10		 128160
8/15/2017
18592

Became a parent for the first time
20		 127883
8/3/2017
99372

Mastered the Kobe Sutra
10		 127667
7/25/2017
10989

Founded a Social Club
20		 127351
7/12/2017
7365

Faced my Fears
10		 127275
7/9/2017
41780

Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 127199
7/5/2017
18425

Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 127026
6/28/2017
21711

Cured my first patient
10		 127015
6/28/2017
38930

Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 126954
6/25/2017
24383

Performed 100 shows
20		 126945
6/25/2017
47180

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time
10		 126806
6/19/2017
60748

As seen on The Morning Show
10		 126302
5/29/2017
46394

Performed before more than 1000 people
20		 126156
5/23/2017
295816

The Scarlet Letter
10		 126052
5/19/2017
8782

Starchild
50		 124769
3/26/2017
6002

Hard Boiled
10		 124757
3/26/2017
5703

Turned in 10 challenges
10		 124003
2/22/2017
29167

Nec Plus Ultra
30		 123606
2/6/2017
10106

Crown of Atlantis
10		 123500
2/1/2017
21553

Team Nautilus
10		 123500
2/1/2017
9284

Climbed the Mountain
10		 123263
1/22/2017
49413

Mosaic Marvels
20		 123120
1/17/2017
15187

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one
10		 122690
12/30/2016
487188

Celebrated Valentine's Day
10		 122535
12/23/2016
251660

Turned in 5 challenges
10		 122516
12/22/2016
37727

The Blizzard of 91
10		 122329
12/15/2016
12364

Completed a World Tour
20		 122117
12/6/2016
94853

My band has been touring in 35 cities
10		 122014
12/1/2016
117893

My band has been touring in 25 cities
10		 121934
11/28/2016
150436

Performed my first decent concert
10		 121915
11/27/2016
150910

Walked Through the Forest
15		 121901
11/27/2016
98240

My band has been touring in 15 cities
10		 121839
11/24/2016
193658

My band has been touring in 10 cities
10		 121797
11/22/2016
232062

Performed before more than 100 people
10		 121791
11/22/2016
1027925

My band has been touring in 5 cities
10		 121767
11/21/2016
310819

Turned in my first challenge
10		 121587
11/14/2016
63582

Unholy Diver
20		 121507
11/10/2016
21094

Secrets of the Deep
20		 121466
11/9/2016
23844

Garage Band
10		 121220
10/29/2016
94907

Performed my first concert
10		 120566
10/2/2016
1230073

Killed 100 zombies
15		 120268
9/20/2016
41124

Killed my first zombie
10		 120267
9/20/2016
70202

Hung Ten Everywhere!
10		 120264
9/20/2016
6982

Knowledge is Power
20		 120257
9/19/2016
73407

Hang Ten on 40 beaches
10		 120112
9/13/2016
7506

Completed Mother/Newbie Tour
10		 119808
9/1/2016
1017389

Song Writing 101
10		 119808
9/1/2016
81189

Completed my first guide
10		 119808
9/1/2016
234965

Hang Ten on 30 beaches
10		 119764
8/30/2016
8178

Hang Ten on 20 beaches
10		 119342
8/12/2016
9060

Hang Ten on 10 beaches
10		 119183
8/5/2016
10392

Hang Ten!
10		 118587
7/12/2016
16361

The Hoff
10		 117381
5/22/2016
30197

Participated in 100 activities
30		 113329
12/6/2015
19260

Found True Beauty
20		 111681
9/28/2015
23658

Collected 100 autographs
20		 109549
7/1/2015
12484

Participated in 25 activities
20		 108056
4/30/2015
41657

Collected my first autograph
10		 107659
4/13/2015
30398

Became VIP
10		 103016
10/2/2014
184839

Participated in 5 activities
10		 102564
9/13/2014
70333

Celebrated Halloween
10		 100599
6/23/2014
548687

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet
5		 100454
6/17/2014
49382

Became Chieftain of a Social Club
15		 100352
6/13/2014
59433

Joined a Social Club
10		 98103
3/11/2014
141129

Pro Bono Achievement
30		 98103
3/11/2014
12076

Celebrated New Year
10		 98103
3/11/2014
492972

Other Achievements

Some musicians were once criminals, and vice versa. H. has gained achievements in The Great Heist as well.

Achievement Pts. Date People

His Master's Voice
10		 129906
10/26/2017
7290

Completed 100 Heists
20		 129444
10/7/2017
6179

Threw Down the Gauntlet
10		 129240
9/29/2017
5832

Reached my Hand Limit.
10		 128415
8/25/2017
19572

Know when to fold 'em
10		 128415
8/25/2017
17665

Going Postal
10		 128297
8/20/2017
7397

Broke out of jail
20		 127933
8/5/2017
9880

Bubba University Alumni
10		 127921
8/5/2017
22460

Do not pass go, do not collect $200
10		 127920
8/5/2017
30453

Wanted Criminal
10		 127452
7/16/2017
12287

Escaped the long arm of the law.
10		 127452
7/16/2017
17826

Ma Baker's Pride
20		 127452
7/16/2017
6966

Thomas Crown goes to the Museum
10		 127452
7/16/2017
6854

Completed 10 Heists
10		 127337
7/11/2017
11795

In Ma Baker We Trust
10		 127219
7/6/2017
35943

320GB
10		 127219
7/6/2017
9673

Everybody be cool, this is a robbery!
10		 127172
7/4/2017
18583

Under the Radar
10		 127153
7/4/2017
18626

Let's do Pierre Hotel next!
10		 127153
7/4/2017
14459

Completed My First Heist
10		 127153
7/4/2017
23484

Know when to hold 'em
10		 127087
7/1/2017
37580