J. Storm
J. is 22 years old.
He is the Drummer of Spellbound Research.
J. is also known as "The Rock n Roll Star".
J. is located in São Paulo at La bella donna.
J. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to improve skill in order to get ahead professionally.
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HeresJohnny - Instablog - The Big Bang That Wasn’t
🎶Now Playing:The Black Keys - Lonely Boy
Rio baby. Sunshine, sweat, and the scent of bad decisions hanging thick in the humid air. I had one mission today, conquer the Big Bang Festival. I went full on.
Fluorescent socks that look like they were spat out by a unicorn, a leopardprint top, and face glitter that makes me look like a drunk galaxy.
I stocked up on the essentials: a pharmacy’s worth of pills I can’t pronounce, a case of cheap tequila, and enough weed to hotbox the Christ the Redeemer statue.
I strutted to the venue like a neon god, chest out with a
“Don’t mess with me, I’m here to transcend reality” angle.
The gates were empty. Empty. I thought,
“Damn, Johnny Storm, you lucky bastard, front row, no competition, you’ve hacked the festival matrix.”
So I ripped my shirt off, cranked my speaker, and started the party. I was on the barrier, shotting drinks, raving to music only I could hear.
After two hours of dancing like a coked up flamingo, I start wondering, where the hell is everyone? No bass shaking the earth, no sweaty Brazilians climbing on shoulders, no security trying to drag me out for smuggling.
Just me, alone, in the blistering sun, screaming the chorus of a song I may or may not have just made up.
So I call Janessa. Glitter smeared, pupils like dinner plates.
“WHERE ARE YOU? YOU’RE MISSING THE BEST SPOT. I’M AT THE FRONT!”
She just bursts out laughing, and goes
“Johnny… you dumbass. Big Bang Festival is in three days.”
…Silence.
You could hear my dignity implode.
So here I am, sitting in an empty field in Rio, shirtless, sunburnt, surrounded by drugs and an inflatable flamingo I named Carl. The only Big Bang happening today is in my head.
Posted 9/16/2025, 9:00 AM
All characters in The Great Heist are fictitious. Any similarity to any person living or dead is merely coincidental.
Prominent Clothes & Tattoos
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Born to Thrill
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That One Chick..
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MAYHEM
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R̾e̾b̾e̾l̾ ̾R̾h̾y̾t̾h̾m̾
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𝕄𝕒𝕕𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟
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LA
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JJ
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Chaos Reigns
Note: Tattoos might be covered by clothing.