J. Storm
J. is 21 years old.
He is the Drummer of Spellbound Research.
J. is also known as "The Rock n Roll Star".
J. is located in Chicago at Infinity Trust | CHI.
J. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to improve skill in order to get ahead professionally.
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So here’s the deal.
Dan and Cherry just had a baby. A real one. An actual, wriggly, squishy, tiny human baby. His name is William Levi and he looks like a marshmallow.
Now, don’t get me wrong. I love Dan. I love Cherry. I love the idea of being Uncle Johnny. What I don’t love?
Babies.
Babies are terrifying. There, I said it. I’d rather do a naked stage dive into a crowd of angry porcupines than hold one. They're tiny and judgmental. They look at you with those unblinking eyes like they know things. Like they’re silently assessing your net worth and life choices.
The first time I saw William Levi, I swear he smirked. A smug little baby smirk.
Meanwhile, Dan’s all like,
“Go on, mate, give him a cuddle. He’s your nephew.”
Cuddle?? CUDDLE?! I’ve crowd surfed drunk in Tokyo and that was less intimidating than holding Dan’s spawn.
Janessa (my beautiful, deranged, baby obsessed wife) is basically floating around the hospital room like she’s in a Pampers ad. Meanwhile, I’m backed into a corner, clutching a bottle of hand sanitizer like it’s holy water.
Cherry, who just gave birth and should be resting, is all like “He likes you, Johnny,” she says. “Look at how he stares at you.”
Yeah. Like a haunted doll stares before it eats your soul.
At one point, the baby farted on me. Just let it rip like a grown man. I screamed. Dan thought I was being dramatic. He doesn't get it, he's entered full dad mode now, quoting baby books and using the phrase “nappy explosion” like it’s normal.
One thing’s for sure, Uncle Johnny’s got a lot to learn.
And if that baby ever tries to high-five me with his snot covered baby hand again, I’m calling security.
Posted 7/29/2025, 5:00 AM
All characters in The Great Heist are fictitious. Any similarity to any person living or dead is merely coincidental.
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Born to Thrill
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That One Chick..
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MAYHEM
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𝕄𝕒𝕕𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟
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LA
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JJ
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Chaos Reigns
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