M. Bastard

M. is 22 years old. He is the Cat Burglar of The Magnificent One. M. is also known as "Centre of the Known Universe". M. is located in London at Serpentine Lido.

M. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to improve skill in order to get ahead professionally.

Attitude Fabulous
State Normal
Mood 100
Health 100
Marbles 962
Cash 9,232,324.10 M$
VIP Member
Game: The Great Heist
Points: 1330
Days Active: 4023 days

Latest Blog Post

Cunning Halloween disguise

This year, I'm dressing up as a happily married man

*waits to see if anyone is brave enough to make snarky comments*

Posted 10/27/2025, 4:00 PM

All characters in The Great Heist are fictitious. Any similarity to any person living or dead is merely coincidental.

Prominent Clothes & Tattoos

  • Left wrist
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