J. Eames

J. is 67 years old. He is the Bass Guitarist of Miami Nights 1984. J. is also known as "mare serenitatis". J. is located in Tokyo at Godcat X Devilcat.

J. likes to rest during off hours and is trying to talk to media in order to get ahead professionally.

Never have I ever seen a better day to get up

Description: Nothing beats a foam replica of one of the Kraken's arms to scare the crap out of your friends when they are out on the Seven Seas! Unless your friend is a passionate fan of Japanese 19th century woodblock prints then... ehrm... things can get a little weird.
Category: Special Pranks
Size/Encumbrance: 1%
Produced: Mass-produced
Interaction item: This item is used while interacting with someone.
Age restrictions: User must be over 16 years old.
Target must be over 16 years old.