B. Bastard

B. is 27 years old. He is the Cat Burglar of Los Bastardos. B. is also known as "The-B-Killah95". B. is located in Paris at Espace aérien de Paris.

B. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to recon location in order to get ahead professionally.

*sprawled out on the beach with waifu & wolfies, high as a kite & beaming*
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Description: Friends don't let friends twerk, but if you absolutely must do not leave home without these magical hot pants.
Category: Special items
Size/Encumbrance: 2%
Produced: Mass-produced
Interaction item: This item is used while interacting with someone.
Age restrictions: User must be over 16 years old.
Target must be over 16 years old.