B. Bastard

B. is 27 years old. He is the Cat Burglar of Los Bastardos. B. is also known as "The-B-Killah95". B. is located in Chicago at Hotel Pibernat Chicago.

B. likes to go for a walk during off hours and is trying to improve skill in order to get ahead professionally.

Thank you for today *group hug, but groping waifu for the best surprise*
[off'ish a while longer]

Description: Nothing beats a foam replica of one of the Kraken's arms to scare the crap out of your friends when they are out on the Seven Seas! Unless your friend is a passionate fan of Japanese 19th century woodblock prints then... ehrm... things can get a little weird.
Category: Special Pranks
Size/Encumbrance: 1%
Produced: Mass-produced
Interaction item: This item is used while interacting with someone.
Age restrictions: User must be over 16 years old.
Target must be over 16 years old.